YABBTLN-Yet another boring blog that leads nowhere

This post is just to ensure that I can go beyond one measly post each time I decide to have a blogspace. This must be the fourth or fifth time I have created an account here. Each time I go through the registration procedure, I try the same bloody User ID that has been gobbled up by yours truly the last time(ok wise guys - the first time, it was not) and blogger.com(henceforth known as b.c) says 'This ID is not available' with an extra line 'You moron' in fine print. I have thus decided to record my password in one of the posts here.

With the cheap jokes out of our way, let's now concentrate on cheaper ones. No, I am not going to talk about Karan Johar's movies. I'll do that some other time. This is about orkut - I am sure most of you would have heard of this friends' network called orkut. I would like the world to know how much I am pained by communities such as 'I hate India', 'Bangalore sucks' and such. I mean, how the hell could they do that ?? Don't they know that creating communities such as 'India is the best', 'Karnataka rules!!' etc is the only known way of attaining salvation ? Yes, Karan Johar's movies will only take you till death. Deeds such as these make you go a step further and mukti it is all the way then on.

The dumbness of these people never ceases to amaze me. How the hell will it matter if there's an anti India community that has been started by a Pakistani. In retaliation, fellow Indians promptly make it a point to refer to the Paki guy's mother, sister, brother, aunt and the next door neighbour in his scrapbook. Greetings used range from fucker to chutiya to mother fucker to every other combination possible. Meanwhile, I keep on getting humble, blood-boiling (with patriotism) messages and scraps to mark those communities as bogus. This sure shot way of glorifying apna Hindustan is cut short when I hit the delete button. Am losing a lot of calories this way, but good! I plan to start a Positive Health Care center too. Talks at the next summit at the UN will be centered around this key factor of achieving world peace. You give us Kashmir, we'll delete these communities say the Paki guys. I think we should agree, at least my delete key will not keep wearing away every 4 minutes.

Be on the look out for that slippery password of mine.